If you want to see FAT and LAZY personified, you've come to the right place. I'm fat and lazy and I love every moment of it.

This is only a single page because I'm just too damn lazy to make a link and have another page. Why do that when you can fit everything on one page?

Let's talk a bit about my fatness. I'm not really too fat; it's just that I have friends who are fit and they call me fat. I'm a paltry 220 pounds and I stand around 6 feet tall. I'm a vegetarian and I love the Indian food my mom cooks for me each night. I'm not that active, but I do drive a fast car (Acura TL 3.2!). I love to sleep. While other kids may do clubs or sports, I get my ass right home and take my usual 4-5 hour nap. It's even worse in the winter; I go on my hibernation and I may be asleep as much as 40 hours at a time. It's too bad I have school on some of those days...

I'm lazy by choice... actually, it probably has something to do with me being fat. But anyways, I'm good enough to pass my classes and be an honors student. I get my "hook-ups" and generally do ok on tests. But as for homework and other things, why bother? Someone told me the equation for work (work = force x displacement) and I found out that if I'm going to wake up in my bed in the morning and end up on my bed at the end of the day, I theoretically did no work because there was no displacement, so why bother getting up from bed in the first place? Call me pure genius because I have it all figured out.

Ok, enough of this stuff - I'm getting tired....

Here are some pictures of myself.

my Rock impersonation

the one time I did something besides sleep; I kicked everyone's ass in tennis with the powerful Fat Sam serve

FS Disclaimer: I was too lazy to make this page, so someone else made it for me; some information might be distorted; also, I was too lazy to make this disclaimer so someone wrote it for me.
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